Pages Navigation Menu
Categories Navigation Menu

Bracketology — March Madness: Fruit & Veggie Edition

fruit bracket, vegetable bracket, fruit march madness bracket, vegetable march madness bracket, food bracket, food march madness bracket

With March Madness officially set to kick-off this Thursday, SBNation has cleverly crafted a new, earth-shattering way to waste time for absolutely no beneficial reason whatsoever: The Fruit & Vegetable Alternative March Madness Bracket.

As expected, it’s enormously distracting and madness-inducing. And you might even fill out a perfect bracket (I guess), unlike Warren Buffet’s BILLION Dollar Bracket Challenge (that no one will win) — something that’s likely a 1-in-9.2-quintillion proposition.1

Broken down into four heated regions — Fruit, Green Vegetables (although avocado IS technically a fruit), Chromatic Vegetables, and Spices — heavyweight battles are bound to emerge. Mango vs. Banana in the Fruit Regional Final? No. I can’t possibly pick. I’ve never made a more difficult decision in my life. Basil vs. Rosemary? They go together perfectly, picking just one makes no sense. Also, WHY IS COCONUT NOT ANYWHERE!? Ugh. Problems.

Print the bad boy out (or use the interactive version), fill it out in detail, and let us know which food reigns supreme. Who’s in your Final Four? And serious question — does anyone NOT have avocado left standing in the center? Anyone?

Click below for my picks. Well, the other 3.

BRYAN'S BRACKET

Final Four: Mango, Avocado, Sweet Potato, Basil

Finals: Avocado, Sweet Potato

CHAMPION: Avocado (duh)

fruit bracket, vegetable bracket, fruit march madness bracket, vegetable march madness bracket, food bracket, food march madness bracket

 

Bryan DiSanto

Bryan DiSanto

Founder & Editor-in-Chief at Lean It UP
ELLO ELLO I'm Bryan DiSanto. I'm the Founder & Editor-in-Chief of Lean It UP, a CPT/CSN/Fitness Coach, Chef trained at Le Cordon Bleu – Paris, NYU graduate, ex-fat kid, and all-around fitness junkie.

I also contribute to Men's Health Magazine.

When I'm not working on my abs (or somebody else’s), whipping up avocado roses and avocado toast, or running a Tough Mudder, I'm probably yelling at a Carolina Panthers game somewhere.

Come be friends with me on Snapchat (BRYDISANTO).
Bryan DiSanto
Follow Lean It UP on Twitter, Facebook and Pinterest for real-time fitness/nutrition tips, advice, info and updates.

 
 

References, Notes, Links

  1. Correctly predicting 63 correct coin flips — what the NCAA tournament can be reduced to, more-or-less — equates to a probability of 1-in-9.2 quintillion. More precise estimates peg it at 1 in 135 billion. Basically, it’s not happening ever. []